Tonight, you lucky dogs, we have two special treats. One, a special Wednesday night edition of the Brittany and Ryan School of Cooking. We are learning how to make a chef's salad tonight. And the second treat, since chef's salad is so simple any monkey could do it, I am getting my first brush with hands-on experience. (Cheers from the studio audience.) Thank you, thank you.
How to make a chef's salad:
Boil eggs
Chop cheese into 1/4 in cubes.
Stop for a coke. (This is hard work.)
Chop turkey into whatever shapes you can get them in
How to make croissants:
Bust Pillsbury carton.
Roll dough.
Oven-ate those suckers.
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